Movie Review: Water for Elephants (2011)

imageAlthough pretty as a postcard, Water for Elephants (C-) is as formulaic as a tale can be that blends animal cruelty and forbidden love. At pachydrm pace, this three-ring melodrama fails to ring true. Robert Pattinson has acting skills on par with Luke Perry. Witherspoon and Waltz dial it in as the other stock characters in the most mediocre show on earth.

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